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Date:2007-08-20 02:14
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Music:Alanis Morissette - Under Rug Swept

Here's the text of the thing in case, like me, you can barely read the tiny text in the little gif itself.

My Lustsign is Silent Sand. I am the sands of time, I am the sands of all seeing eye. I am wise and I know what awaits me in bed, when I look into my partner's eyes. Most of the time, I can sense their most secret desires. And this leads to sleepless nights, and often sleepless weekends. In my dreams, I can hear the moanings of my ex-partners. I love being loved, I love making love.

Visit lustsign.com to learn your Lustsign!

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Date:2007-05-25 20:29
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just a note: the previous entry is just for amusement; i wasn't trying to make a serious statement about how i think the pope should go to hell. i mean, i guess if you believe that catholicism is wrong, then you could say he's leading legions of people to hell, but... that depends on what you believe. and i don't claim to know jack about who is right or wrong--as far as religion goes, at least. i am christian-ish, i like the idea of intelligent design, but i haven't found an organized religion that i agree with 100%. so, um... i'll see you in hell. i hear they have nice hukilaus down there. :) and now for a stupid random quiz result. i have no posse whatsoever. pahaha.





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Date:2007-03-06 23:39
Subject:WELCOME TO HELL MAHAHAH.
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The Pope
Circle I Limbo

DMV Employees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

General asshats
Circle IV Rolling Weights

PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

NAMBLA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Qusay Hussein, Uday Hussein
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

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Date:2003-07-24 02:02
Subject:Purgatorying
Security:Public
Mood: bored
Music:hum of the computer

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

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Date:2003-03-22 23:17
Subject:Bonfire for All This Crap
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Mood: annoyed
Music:"Let Forever Be" by The Chemical Brothers

I hate my room. It's so full of crap. I just want to watch it all burn. Throw everything out the window.

But then again, I don't want to part with it. It's my precious crap, gosh darn it! I could find places for everything, and put everything in its place. But the problem with that is, once I've put something away, I forget I even have it. Out of sight, out of mind. And there's certain things I remember I have, but it's too much of a hassle to dig them out of the boxes in the back of the closet. Sigh.

All of my radio programs have been preempted by war coverage! >:P

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Date:2003-03-21 02:19
Subject:The Chronicles of Narnia
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Mood: sleepy
Music:"Can't Stop" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers

The Chronicles of Narnia really need to be made into a movie, like The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. I've been re-reading the Narnia series lately as a refreshing alternative to musty old textbooks. Huge, fat, honking textbooks, with 700 pages, each page with two columns, with text more densely packed than in the Bible. Things like that take years to read. Not so with these Narnia books. They're short, simple, sweet. You can swallow them up in one delicious gulp. One day and you're done. Or you can stretch it out and savor the twists and turns of the plot. Nummy.

I read the whole series when I was 14 or so, but now that I'm the ripe old age of 21, it's all a fuzz. My mind is like a sieve. But that's great, 'cause it's like everything in these books is new again.

I wanted to begin this journal with a quote from a book by Chaim Potok called My Name is Asher Lev. I could've sworn that novel was in my closet. Apparently not. But the first sentence is thus: "All beginnings are hard." And a journey of exactly 53.2 yards begins with one step.

And ends when you get hit by a bus.

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